Tombstone Remixes

by The Living Tombstone

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    - Sister Hate Remix feat. Tess and Skye
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released 25 April 2013

Cover art design by Pixelkitties pixelkitties.deviantart.com
Human Tombstone by PhoxTanx: phoxtanks.deviantart.com

Production and Mixing: Yoav Landau
Assistence in Mixing and Mastering: Jamie Soar info@jamiesoarmusic.co.uk
Mastering: Harry Adkins harryadkinsmastering@gmail.com

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Track Name: WoodenToaster and Mic the Microphone - Nightmare Night
Yeah. Watchu know 'bout Nightmare Night, son?!

Welcome Fillies and Gentlecolts; No reason to scream
Your favorite Princess is back; She's walkin' up on the scene
She has been stuck on the moon, but that's no reason to fret
She's not a Nightmare no more, so buckle down and get set
She's comin'; Gracin' her subjects. She ain't leavin' no choice
She's gonna blow you all back with her Equestrian Voice
So cover all of your fears and stowe away all your fright
The Lunar Princess is back; to bring the Nightmares Tonight

She's living in the past
so you won't last
Without the proper care

With a royal farewell
And an animate spell
You won't have long to prepare

Now little fillies, this is Nightmare Night
Your ruler Nightmare Moon is back to come and fill you with fright
So Hurry
Now get your goodies and fill up all your bags
And go and leave a candy offering for that big ol' hag
Get runnin'
And pray above that she's not coming back
To come and take away your soul and eat you up for a snack
So run away and go hide; just keep your head out of sight
The darkness is rising again cause this is Nightmare Night

She's living in the past
so you won't last
Without the proper care

With a royal farewell
And an animate spell
You won't have long to prepare
Track Name: Sherclop Pones - Pinkie's Brew
I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
open the portal, jump in!

Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon

Toss a fig and,
save the date and,

bread and butter, chant and mutter,
marination, incantation,
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
yeast is rising, rectifying

Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home

Someday, I'm gonna go home
Track Name: H8 Seed - Neverending Strife
Oh please, excuse me, I don't mean to alarm
And certainly, I mean you no physical harm
I'm just the reigning king of chaos here to rock your world
So just sit tight and let this little story unfurl

My mission is simple: Neverending Strife
I'll worm into your heart and then I'll cut like a knife
My intentions are clear, so just surrender your will
I'm a predator, and I'm going in for the kill

Don't hate me cause I'm funny
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
You should hate me cause I'm better than you

I only want to party
I only want to play it cool
I'm beholden to seeing this through

I could trot around your little pony head
Spreading white lies and whispers
I'm gonna tell you about your fickle pony friends
Your rage is so hot, it blisters

I have your attention now, it's futile to flee
Your Elements of Harmony are worthless to me
So please--you can't beat me, just fire away
I'll shrug it off and live to laugh another day

My hatred and wisdom are a thousand years old
Millennia trapped in stone and desolate cold
Your princess couldn't save you. You have no hope
You're hanging yourself, I'm just providing the rope
Track Name: Aviators - Friendship
I believed what we had would last forever
After all the moments we spent together
Were they meaningless in the end?
If friendship is supposed to be magic
Why has ours become so tragic
I'm no longer proud to call you my friend

Feels like after all this time
You should have known we'd be here tonight
Wondering where the past has gone
All the memories we lost when we moved on
Honestly
It hurts thinking
About the way
We were, just you and me
This isn't what friendship is supposed to be

Giving up always seemed so easy
But it's hard when it's you and me
And I don't want to say goodbye
We've hurt each other time and time again
I guess all good things come to an end
But I don't want to lose you tonight

Don't say goodbye
I promise everything will be alright
Don't leave me
I'm sorry
I'll fix this if it costs me my life
I'm going to make this right
Track Name: General Mumble - More Than a Chicken
I feel you breathing
My hair stands up on the back of my neck
Come on, I'll take a beaking
I can't get enough of the way that you peck

This can't be real
There's no way anyone will believe this way you make me feel
I'm starting to believe that [Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!]

Come into my den
Let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen
And we can f-

A bite to the leg
It's time to play
Baby let me be your egg
That needs to get laid

And afterwards we'll sit under the tree
Watching all the birds and the bees with their honey
Don't you know that I can set you free?
'cause you're more than just a chicken to me

{break solo thing}

Come into my den
Let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen
And we can f-

A bite to the leg
It's time to play
Baby let me be your egg
That needs to get laid

Come into my den
Let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen
And we can f-

A bite to the leg
It's time to play
Baby let me be your egg
That needs to get laid

And afterwards we'll sit under the tree
Watching all the birds and the bees with their honey
Don't you know that I can set you free?
'cause you're more than just a chicken to me

A bite to the leg
It's time to play
Baby let me be your egg
That needs to get laid

And afterwards we'll sit under the tree
Watching all the birds and the bees with their honey
Don't you know that I can set you free?
'cause you're more than just a chicken to me
Track Name: WoodenToaster - Rainbow Factory
Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

Let's delve deeper into rainbow philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology
But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, you ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through
Track Name: Aviators (Feat. d.notive and Yelling at Cats) - Never Back Down
Don't look back
It's too late
To turn back now
Push through
Daring do
You're gonna make it out
Alive
This time
You won't let the danger
overcome you

You know that everypony in this world still needs you
Daring Do don't back down or let evil defeat you

Stop
Don't turn around
When everything falls apart
Just don't back down
Keep running just look ahead
You might be losing but you're not dead
Hold on
Hold fast
Keep going
And never back down

Tied down
Look around
Danger everywhere
No one
In sight
The smell of adventure in the air
When it seems
Like your world
Has turned around
No one
Can stop you
So never back down

Obstacles are in front of and behind you
But this fear deep inside, you know it blinds you
Take a leap and we will catch you as you fall
You know with your courage you can overcome it all

Life can seem like it's a little bit rough
But the tough ponies never ever give up
Enough, I wouldn't be here if I sat and groaned
And moaned about the times I've felt alone
I grew a backbone and I told 'em all sup
And I made a promise to never ever give up
I'm a stroller, I don't need a clover for luck
High roller, gave Ahuizotl a buck
If you stand up life only just gets doper
Never give up and your cup runneth over
Not a moper, sober when I toss my frown
I continued moving up, never falling back down
And around this time I should say to you
That you should follow the lifestyle of Daring Do
I used to be just depressed and messed
Expressed to impress like a dang contest
Bang bang, I just rapped a couple'a audibles
Trust me when I say nothing is impossible
Track Name: d.notive - Vicious Lies
You've got no alibi
'cause everything you say is a lie.
You're gunning for half-past twelve
it's deeper into your mind we delve.
The older sister of one makes two,
but you say she's coming after you.
A little lie lets the story unfold
That little lie that keeps the story told.

A tall tale of ambition and power,
Luna's ruse is the one of the hour.
Your sister's mind has been bought and sold.
Now everypony thinks you're made of gold.
.. but what they don't know surely can't do harm.
It's better sounding Nightmare Moon's alarm.
A little lie sends her to the moon.
A little lie that gets discovered soon.

A little story, and you've got all the power.
'gone a thousand years with the tale of the hour!

You're telling vicious lies.
Your power knows no compromise.
You're telling vicious lies,
to be the savior in their eyes!

Nightmare Night descends upon the world.
Your web of lies and deceit unfurl.
With everypony looking to the sky,
never knowing that it's all a lie.
You send the elements to beat her down,
nevermind you're nowhere to be found.
Another lie only seals their fate.
For all time it's Nightmare Moon they hate.

A little story and you've got all the power.
Gone a thousand years with the tale of the hour!

You're telling vicious lies.
Your power knows no compromise.
You're telling vicious lies,
to be the savior in their eyes!
You're telling vicious lies.
Your power knows no compromise.
You're telling vicious lies,
to be the savior in their eyes!
Track Name: Mic the Microphone - Sonic Rhyme-boom
These ponies all fillin' up inside of me
Just look up and see
Those Rainclouds fillin' sky
Fillin' ya eyes makin' ya cry
Like Pinkie Pie's birthday; Worst day of her life
Friends goin' and actin' the fool (WHAT!)
Pushin' Pinkie Pie outta the loop (WHAT!)
Was so inhumane causin' her that pain that they drove that filly insane now
People say I'm a little too old for this
"Hey man that show's for kids!"
Well I don't care go ahead and talk your bit
Talk your shit Cause I don't hear nothin' of it
Ponies walkin' up down the block gettin' at me
Tryin be Makin' real their fantasy
But these bronies be plain to see
They're on the verge of fuckin' insanity!

Man I really hate to say it (OUT LOUD)
But now I'm gonna yell it (I'M PROUD)
To be a Bronie chillin' with my homies
Sittin' on the couch watchin My Little Pony
Blank Flanks likes a champ cutie mark crusaders
Big Macin' on all ya'll CMC Haters
Scootaloo; Applebloom Sweetie Belle on top
Gonna get their cutie marks never gonna stop
Go rockin' that dress like a Rarity Tank
Don't know what I do? Better check the Flank
Talkin' art of the dress I'm fashionista
Two tickets to the ball from Trollestia
Trapped on the moon like a Lunar God
Only wanted SOME attention, not a fuckin lot
Come back from the moon 1000 years, and then I say I'm sorry?
Some bronies be takin' the shot makin' it hot
But bronies be makin' the slop goin'
"That fanfic makes me wanna CLOP. :3c"

Gotta have the audacity to clash with me
Better pony: Applejack or Rarity? It has to be a tragedy
MAN MOTHER FUCKIN' FLUTTERSHY'S SCARIN' ME
Twilight got me under a spell You know it well
Friendship fillin' up inside
When my rage gets higher, Mane on fire
Fools better run and hide
Manticore, Ghosties, Ursa Major
Pinkie Pie Cupcakes addin' to the flavor
Savin' Ponyville such a grand endeavor
Elements of Harmony bringin' about the Saviours
Mic bringin' the the ponies I'm flippin' out for
Dressed fly walkin' down the aisles at the toy store
No Transformers, No Star Wars
Got the force pullin' me to the pink floors
Pinkie Pie, Twi', 'Shy, AJ, way more
Ponies than I thought, freakout, mind's blown
Grabbin' like a clepto, now I'm on a roll
payin' at the self check out now here we go
I got lazy rhymes? This ain't lazy town
This Ponyville, Hottest mares around
Breakin' ya sound, shakin' the ground
Don't go messin' with the butch one, she'll take you down
Her moves blowin' up big; Panasonic Rainboom
Haters are doomed, haters'll swoon
Head turnin' every time that she enters a room
Hey! Even got the Wonderbolts kissin' the flank too

She can't be stopped, bringing the storm,
Clouds bangin' and they groovin' leavin' everbody cryin' in ruin
Givin' em Dash Makin' a flash
Skies boomin' stormin' up clouds brewin' like a Pinkie Pie Bash
Parasprite invasion hazin chillin' in the orchard lazin' grazin'
Smiles forever Sonic Rainboom makin' This pony friendship's amazin'
Some bronies just lose their minds
Talkin' 'bout their waifus all the time
Walkin' the trot, eyein' the plot
Yellin' at em all to STOP!
Stop playin' like a silly pone
She's never gonna greet you when you're home
Never gonna shout out, huff or moan
My bronies cryin' out: "FOREVER ALONE"
Gonna slow it down Take my time
Don't gotta talk fast just to rhyme
Pacin'myself never gonna rush
Iron Pony winner? Man, what's the fuss?
Fighting for the lead; playin' all these tricks
Pullin' all these pranks out just for kicks
I'm makin' ya bored, Makin' ya snore
Gonna speed it back cause my bronies all be beggin' for more

Tell me watcha really wanna be? (Just say it, bro)
Talk to a brony; talk to me
You ain't gonna get laughed out, shut out, rideculed
Banished to the Ever-Free Forest by me
Gettin' kinda paranoid Twitchy Tail
Call em Combos better look out for the shelves
Books fallin' 'round; hit the ground
Let's take it back, get on track 'fore everybody loses themselves
JUST SAY IT LOUD, BRONY
Wanna get down on the Magic Pony scene
Cloudsdale; Ponyville; Canterlot; Fillysberg
Any pony place on the map is killer with me!
Goin' down south runnin' there happily
Talkin' 'bout that orchard; beautiful gotta see
Eye goin' wide; gotta be a dream. Gotta be
Apple buckin' everywhere around (If ya know what I mean ;3)

Been talkin' 'bout ponies for a while now
Sittin' here; Just wonderin' how
My mouth keeps goin' and spewin; just thinkin'
How most of this shit made it out of my mouth
Only got one thing left to do
Gotta give this a title to use
Gotta be nice; Gotta be smooth
Gonna call it: "The Sonic Rhyme-Boom"

Yeah. Shout out to my girls: The Mane 6, Cutie Mark Crusaders living the dream, Lulz for inspiring, and all of Ponyville. I'm out. Peace.
Track Name: JackleApp - Winter
I once saw you running from them what did they do to you
They turned you into a fool, but you are nobody's fool
They took something special from you, something you would not release
Shed your tears and let them freeze, shed your tears and let them freeze.
They don't know you like I know you all those ponies are the same
I swear I won't go away, I swear I won't go away

There's a girl that I know
Feathers as white as our winter's blanket of snow
But I know But I know
Her heart is longing for someone to call her own
But she's all alone, alone

Now the snow is getting heavy won't you please come back with me
Won't you please come back with me, won't you please come back with me.
Track Name: Eurobeat Brony - Luna
For a thousand years
I've waited here for you
Waiting every night
For I thought you were the
answer to my life

Days turned into years
and into centuries
Patience had to fade
Don't you see that there is
vengeance in my eyes?

Luna won't you cry for me
I'm as lonely as I've ever been
I am forced back into the start
Is there any way to fix a broken heart?

Infinite despise
and endless jealousy
Bottled in my soul
Has erupted as I'm
tearing through the skies
Track Name: H8 Seed - Daring Mare
You've got to break through
You keep your eyes peeled cause they're after you
You can't turn back now
Get your eye on the prize and wipe the the sweat from your brow

You're a brave and daring mare
Your job ain't easy, but you're gonna get there
So don't look away
Time is running out; it's up to you to save the day

It's all up to you, so don't pretend
Cause no one else can save you in the end
But you're a thrill-seeking, action-taking mare;
Don't be scared!

Daring-Do, you give us grace and light
When all our other hope is gone
But underneath it all, you're just like one of us
You look into the blackest night
Cause you can see the dawn
You're the only one we trust

Daring-Do, your will and fortutude
Can get you through most anything
In the face of danger, you remain brave
Your righteous attitude
Can make up for a broken wing
So take up your hat! Set off to save the day!

Around every bend
New challengers approach, and they don't wanna be friends
Respond to them in kind
They may be tough, but they don't have your heart and your mind

Don't be abashed
Just keep your wits about you or you're gonna get thrashed
Keep your fire alive
No one can outlast you if you just have the drive
Track Name: JackleApp - Autumn
I know a mare, she knows me too
The stunning Derpy Hooves, or Ditzy Doo
If you've got a note she'll send it
But don't you be mad when it's
late by a couple minutes
Nopony's perfect!

Trot with me through the autumn leaves
And keep close to stay warm
Soon you'll see how much you mean to me
Feelings I've never felt before

The leaves grow bright and yellow
Like her hair and eyes stay mellow
There's something special 'bout that mare.

I'd be a happy fellow
If I could just say hello
Have to be brave just don't be scared

So trot with me through the autumn leaves
And keep close to stay warm
Soon you'll see how much you mean to me
Feelings I've never felt before

When I see her with her filly
I know that I'll look silly
I can't stop grinning ear to ear

But when the air gets chilly
the cuteness nearly kills me
That mare deserves mother of the year!

So trot with me through the autumn leaves
and keep close to stay warm
soon you'll see how much you mean to me
Feelings I've never felt before
Feelings that I've never felt before!

I know a mare
Whose mind is free
You know you're special
at least to me
They will say what they want
and still be mean
What's next for you?
That's to be seen
Track Name: StormWolf - Shadow of a Flower
Without our little miss Cheerilee
I don't see where the little foals would be
But behind every smile you see on her face
Is a tormented mind, her world out of place

Teaching is her only distraction
Her sanity is losing traction
All she does is cover up for the good of us all
Her own life, which she's always losing control

Tale of a purple mare
You're always in despair
The pain wont last, I'm always here,
Ill make sure that your path is clear

Don't hide the dark within,
I know beneath you never sin
Every time you hide the pain
It keeps you away from being driven insane

A smile is what she shows to all
To hide her inner demons' call
Joy never lasts in a mind of depression
And now Cheerilee is beyond all correction

Oh my sweet dear cheerilee
You mean more than the world to me
I can be the one who sets you free
so please, stay with me
Track Name: AcoustiMandoBrony - Loyalty
You see me soaring through the sky
I see you below as you walk on by
I could clear the sky in 10 second flat
How about that (How about that)

I could be sitting here on a cloud
Watching the sun as it starts to go down
the only thing missing
is you by my side

give me a smidge of confidence
give me a speck of something that makes sense
give me an idea of dependency
give me a dash of loyalty (Loyalty)

I could save my lonely soul for you
but the feeling in my heart can't follow through
you can give your broken heart to me
cause you know that i'll stay with you
That's why they call me loyalty

The sun shines bright, yet the rain pours on
rainbows here one minute and then they're gone
they remind me ... of me and you
what did you do?
what did i do?

determination in those eyes
where has it gone? has it said goodbye?
a lot has happened
but i'll stay by your side

give me a smidge of confidence
give me a speck of something that makes sense
give me an idea of dependency
give me a dash of loyalty (Loyalty)

I could save my lonely soul for you
but the feeling in my heart can't follow through
you can give your broken heart to me
cause you know that i'll stay with you
That's why they call me loyalty

Time stands still when you're with me
how can i make you see?
your crazy antics make me want to scream
your name so loud till my throat starts to bleed

(Epic Jimmy Solo)

I could save my lonely soul for you
but the feeling in my heart can't follow through
you can give your broken heart to me
cause you know that i'll stay with you
That's why they call me loyalty

I could save my lonely soul for you
but the feeling in my heart can't follow through
you can give your broken heart to me
cause you know that i'll stay with you
That's why they call me loyalty
Track Name: Sister Hate feat. Tess and Skye
Hello I'm Sweetie bell and I want to play
Hello I'm Rarity and I have to work all day
So can I work with you and help you a lot?
So sorry I'm busy so please keep your mouth shut
Do you still hate me, I don't
Can you play with me, I can't
Can we do something right now?
You can, I can't, We can't, WE CAN'T
No Sweetie! What have you DONE?!
I just wanted to have fun!
I don't want to be your sister
just get out of my life!


Hello there Rarity I'm with Apple jack
I'm so sorry but may I have my sister back
I'm not your sister anymore I have said
But Sweetie Belle-
No, Un-sis! Now to me, you're dead!
I'll promise to be nicer
I don't believe you liar!
How 'bout we do something else
Doing what YOU want, yeah right...
How 'bout we'll race together
In the Sisterhooves Social?
You can forget that offer
I don't want you anymore!

Racing with Apple Jack was really fun
I need to tell that I was Apple Jack all along
Why were you racing with me tell me, why?
Cause someone told me that being sisters is like Apple Pie
That doesn't make any sense, cause I thought that you hated me
Don't say those words Sweetie Bell, I love you and I hope you love me
If that is true what you said, can you come home and play with me
I'll agree to that offer
You're my sister, you and me
Track Name: Back in Time (Demo)
I've travelled in time and I'm lost
In trouble without a cause, no reason at all
Now I'm a pony who can't help anyone anymore

And no one would ever believe me
even if I told the truth it'll go against me
So I'll shut up and wish my secret life
Will be back to as it was before

So, I wish that I could go
on adventures again,
Back to the TARDIS, Fighting the Daleks, Right in time Again,

Wishing that I'd have a partner to friend with,
Being together and having fun,

I wish that I could go
on adventures again,
Back to the TARDIS, Fighting the Daleks, Right in time Again,

Wishing that everypony will know my name,
and call me Doctor Whooves

Some ponies will say that dreams don't last long
I'll prove them wrong, I am a time lord
I will travel back and forth in time
My name is Doctor Whooves

Wishing and waiting is all I ever done
So now I am going and leaving to show I am the one
How can I come back to what I was before
and I hope to find a friend that show will me the door

So, I wish that I could go
on adventures again,
Back to the TARDIS, Fighting the Daleks, Right in time Again,

Wishing that I'd have a partner to friend with,
Being together and having fun,

I wish that I could go
on adventures again,
Back to the TARDIS, Fighting the Daleks, Right in time Again,

Wishing that everypony will know my name,
and call me Doctor Whooves

Some ponies will say that dreams don't last long
I'll prove them wrong, I am a time lord
I will travel back and forth in time
My name is Doctor Whooves